does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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