..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
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We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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