she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
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