he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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