He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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