went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller