So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!