Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
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You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
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Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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