slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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