who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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