at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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