Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
you made out with another girl for some wings
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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