She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
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Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
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Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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