Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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