Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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