Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I have aggressive nipples.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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