Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
please don't ironically join a cult
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