after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
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You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I think i got beer on your cat.
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