I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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