Just mADE A PArabola og urine
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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