You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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