"it" just moved
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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