i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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