He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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