so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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