i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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