how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
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The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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