But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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