her vagine was all disorganized.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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