; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
