I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
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