He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
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It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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