Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
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Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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