Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
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Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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