So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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