So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Randomize
