Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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