Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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