therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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