i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
i don't wanna talk about it
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
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I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.