are you still at the devil's house?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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