yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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