Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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