You're completely useless in the revolution.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
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it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
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My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Randomize