i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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