she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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