we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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