I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Then you guys just all showered together...?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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