i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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