The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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