New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
