By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
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I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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