? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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